'Baby Buggy Bummers', MM

     One day, at a nation city bank, 2 robbers were robbing it. The identities were unknown, but the first person was in a blue trench coat and has a matching blue fedora on his head. And other person was dressed in a red trench coat with a matching red sunhat on her head. So it appears that the second person was a girl. Meaning that the first person is a man. They are both aiming their guns at the teller, as the teller was filling the man’s bag with money as well as the ladies’ purse with money as well. When the bag and purse was all filled up, they slowly walked backwards to the entrance, move their guns left and right, willing to shoot if anyone were to make a move. When the 2 criminals left the bank, ran into an alley that a baby’s pram fit for 2. They looked both ways to see if any cops came. When there no cops around, the 2 criminals took off their disguises, revealing that they were both the size of a 3 year old. They were only standing on stilts, while wearing a coats and hats. They got off of the stilts, they rubbed their hands in greed for the crime they had commit. Suddenly, police sirens filled the air as they both heard the police coming. They quickly threw their bags into the pram, got into disguise as babies, hopped into the pram, got under the blanket and showed their cute baby faces until the coppers past by. When the coppers were gone, they jumped out of the pram and rubbed their hands, knowing that their trick had worked. But when jumped out, they didn’t see that the pram was rolling down the hill, with their loot inside! When they suddenly realized what they saw, they ran after the pram as it when down the hill and over some. It went down faster and faster until the pram suddenly slammed into a fence and launched the bag and purse into the air. The loot soared across the air, flew into the window and bumped into someone. Which was a girl.

     “Ow!” The girl screamed.

     The house belonged to Amy Rose. And she found out what was in the bag, she went Daffy.

     “I'm rich! I’m rich! I can finally marry Sonic! Ha-ha-ha!” Amy laughed, happily.

     The two criminals over looked at the house, as they began to think of a plan as they smoked their cigarettes. Meanwhile, back inside of Amy’s house, Amy was counting the money as she sang ‘We’re in the money’. Until suddenly, there came two cries of babies from Amy’s front door. Amy went up to the front door, opened it, look outside and saw 2 babies, crying in a hand basket. There was a note on the handle as Amy picked it up and read. The note said:

     ‘Dear Mr. Or Mrs. Of the house,

     Please take good care of my babies, Finster and Carla. As I am a poor widowed woman who seemed to can’t live much longer. Please give them lots of food and nourishment.

Sincerely, Their mother’

     “Awwwwww,” Amy said sadly. “Poor little babies.”

     Then Finster, who was one of the midget criminals handed Amy another note. It said:

     ‘Please take them inside! You don’t wanna have them catch a cold or something, do you?’

     “Oh, of course, I’ll take care of you two.” Amy said, picking them up. “I just have to make a quick phone call.”

     Amy brought Finster and Carla inside and she put them in a baby chair and went to make a phone call. The person she called was Sonic the Hedgehog.
     
     “Hello?” Sonic answered.
     “Sonic, I need your help taking care of these 2 orphans.” Amy said. “If you do, I’ll let you have some of the money I found.”
     “Sure thing, Amy.” Sonic said. “Be over in a sec.”

     Sonic hung up, and since because he was the fastest hedgehog in the world, he arrived at Amy’s doorstep in a second and knocked on the door. Amy ran up to the door and opened it.

     “Told ya I’d be here in a sec.” Sonic said. “So where are the little troopers?”
     “They’re both in a baby chair. Over there.” Amy replied.

     Sonic looked at the baby chair to see Finster and Carla.

     “Hey, aren’t you guys cute or what?” Sonic said. “Where’d ya find them?”
     “They appeared at my doorstep in a basket after I found a bag and a purse filled with money.” Amy explained.
     “Wow. That’s lucky.” Sonic said. “Hey, what do you say we give the lil’ tykes some toys to play with?”
     “Why that’s a great idea, Sonic!” Amy said. “I have a toy box filled with toys in the playroom. We can get some there”
     “Ok, let’s.” Sonic said as he followed Amy upstairs.

     As Sonic and Amy went to get the toys, Finster and Carla looked at the table that had his bag and her purse filled with money. They both worked together and hopped the chair over to the table. Then Sonic and Amy went downstairs with blocks and a doll.

     “These might do.” Sonic said. “Hey, little rascals, how do you like-“

     They both saw Finster and Carla get into the money.

     “Finster! Carla!” Amy said, running up to the table, and picked up both Finster and Carla. “No, no, no. You two mustn’t play with the money. It’s very dirty.”

     Amy placed Finster and Carla into a playpen.

     “There you go.” Amy said. “That’s much better.”

     Then Finster and Carla both held their breaths as they both turned as blue as Sonic.

     “Hey, guys. Don’t do that.” Sonic said, worried.
     “What’s the matter? Is there something you both want?” Amy asked, worried as well.

     Both Finster and Carla both pointed at the bag and purse filled with money.

     “Oh, okay. Okay. Don’t get upset.” Amy said, getting the purse for Carla.
     “Coming right up.” Sonic said as he zipped up to the table, grabbed the bag and brought it back to Finster. “Here you go, take it.”
     “Don’t worry, honey.” Amy said, bringing the purse up to the pen and giving it to Carla. “Here it is.”

     Both Finster and Carla gooed and gahed as they both dug into the money.

     “Don’t be like that again, guys.” Amy said. “You had us scared.”

     Later on, Amy was bringing Finster and Carla their bottles. They filled with milk.

     “Oh, Finster, Carla,” Amy began as she entered the living room. “How would you two like some fresh, cold…”

     But the pen was empty. Finster and Carla had both escaped. Amy gasped.

     “Finster! Carla!” Amy said, worried. “Sonic, they’re gone!”
     “Don’t worry, I’ll find ‘em.” Sonic said as he searched the house.

     As he did, both Finster and Carla were both carrying their loot as they tried to escape the house.

     “Finster… Carla… Where are you?” Sonic called.

     Finster and Carla were just about to go for the front door when Sonic appeared from behind and tickled them.

     “Cootchy-cootchy-cootchy!” Sonic said, tickling them.

     Both Finster and Carla turned around, thwacked Sonic on the head with head bags and ran for the door.

     “Cootchy-coothcy-coo?” Sonic said, dazed.

     But before Finster and Carla could escape, Amy stopped them in their tracks.

     “Finster! Carla! Bad babies!” Amy said, taking them up making them drop their bags.

     Sonic ran up to Amy.

     “Are you alright, Amy?” Sonic asked.  
     “I’m fine.” Amy replied. “I caught them before they could escape.”
     “What should I do with these?” Sonic asked, picking up the bag and the purse.
     “Put them on the top of the shelf.” Amy suggested.
     “Ok.” Sonic said.

     He went to a shelf and placed both the bag and the purse on top of it.

     “There we go.” Sonic said.

     Amy looked at the clock.

     “Oh my goodness.” Amy said. “It’s time for their nap.”
     “Hold on, Ames.” Sonic said. “I’m just gonna play a quick game with them if it’s alright with you.”
     “Okay. But don’t play too long.” Amy said.

     So Sonic took Finster and Carla into the living room and played with them.

     “Now we’ll play a nice game before beddy-bye time.” Sonic said.

     Finster and Carla took out their so-called “toy guns” (which actually looks like the real things). Sonic pretended to gasp.

     “Oh my!” Sonic said. “Hopalong Finster and Carla Cassidy’s gonna shoot big bad-guy hedgehog with their toy pistols. ”

     And with that, Finster and Carla shot their guns and Sonic got blasted in the head. The bullets only took out part of Sonic’s quills.

     “Some toys, aren’t they?” Sonic slurred.

     Finster and Carla crawled up to the shelf and started climbing it to the top. But then Amy picked up Finster and Carla.

     “No, no, no, little ones. It’s naptime now.” Amy said, carrying them to bed. “Mr. Sandman and his wife are waiting.”

     When Amy carried both Finster and Carla to their cots, Sonic helped out with tucking in the babies. They both sang a lullaby that made Finster and Carla go to sleep.

     “…And down will come babies, cradles and all.” Sonic and Amy both sang.

     Finster and Carla were both sound asleep.

     “Aw, Sonic…” Amy said, softly. “They’re asleep.”
     “Yeah. Guess being parents can actually be fun.” Sonic said.

     As Sonic and Amy went to the door, they didn’t see Finster and Carla grabbing a bat and a big rattle. And when Amy turned off the lights, there was a POW and a BAM and a WHAM! Amy turned on the light. Both Sonic and Amy were beaten on in the dark. They looked at the cots to both Finster and Carla were both still asleep.

     “Sonic…” Amy said. “You don’t suppose…”
     “Nah… We must be hearing things.” Sonic said as he turned off the light.

     The loud smashing sounds came back as Sonic and Amy were being beaten on in the dark again. Amy quickly turned on the lights. Now they’ve been beaten up some more by the looks of the lumps on the heads, black eyes, and bruises. They both looked at the babies as they walked up to their cots, Amy to Carla’s and Sonic to Finster’s. They both looked down at them curiously and together, they both said ‘Click?’ and then Baby Finster started whacking Sonic on the head with a bat and Carla started beating Amy with the rattle.

     “Carla! Carla! Wake Up!” Sonic yelled as he picked up Carla. “You’re dreaming!”
     “Finster! Finster! Please stop!” Amy Rose pleaded as she picked up Finster.

     Finster and Carla both waked up with cute looks on their faces.

     “Dada!” Carla said, hugging Sonic.
     “Mama!” Finster said, hugging Amy.
     “Awwwwwwww…” Sonic and Amy both awed as they hugged the babies back.

     When they put Finster and Carla back in their cots and left the room.

     “You know, Amy.” Sonic said. “They’re cool kids. I’m glad you adopted them.”
     “Oh, Sonic.” Amy said. “As long as you’re here, nothing can go wrong.”

     Suddenly, they both heard an electric razor sound coming from the bathroom. They both went up to the bathroom door, peeked through the keyhole and saw Finster and Carla both doing something babies would never do. Finster was shaving her chin while smoking a cigar. He had a tattoo on his left arm saying “MOMMA’S BOY”. And Carla had makeup on her face as she was filing her nails and was smoking a cigarette. Sonic and Amy both walked back into the living room with shocked looks on their faces.

     “Young Finster shaving at his age.... and tattooed.... And smoking a cigar?” Sonic said.
     “And Young Carla manicuring herself at her age? And with makeup on? And smoking a cigarette?” Amy said.

     Then a news flash appeared on the TV.

     “We interrupt your confusions to bring you this important, but revealing news flash.” The reporter said. “Have you seen this married couple?”

     On the TV screen there are 2 police mug shots of Finster and Carla in 1930’s gangster’s clothing and they were smoking.

     “They are a team of bank robbers named Ant Hill Harry alias Baby Face Finster and Beehive Betty alais Cutie Pie Carla.” The reporter explained." They both 40 years old of age and stands…”

     Sonic turned off the TV as he and Amy both had mean looks on their faces. Then they looked for Finster and Carla, who turned out to be criminals.

     “Oh, Finster…” Sonic called. “Oh, Finster, Baby!”
     “Carla…” Amy called. “Oh, Carla….”

     Then they found Finster and Carla at the front door with the money in their hands.

     “Oh, there you two are, you naughty babies…” Sonic said as he and Amy picked them up.
     “How many times do we have to tell you not to play with the dirty money?!” Amy said as she and Sonic both shook them hard. “We’ll just have to get you two all tidied up.”

     So Sonic and Amy carried both Finster and Carla to the laundry room, dropped them into the washing machine and gave them both a bath they’ll never forget. And when the washer was done, Sonic and Amy took Finster and Carla out of the machine. They were both covered in soapsuds.

     “There you go, buddies.” Sonic said.
     “Nice enough to kiss.” Amy said.
     “Ah, whoops, the baby!” Both Sonic and Amy said, throwing Finster and Carla up to the ceiling.

     Both Carla & Finster hit their heads at the ceiling and then began to fall down.

     “Oh dear, Sonic.” Amy said as she and Sonic walked slowly away from the landing spot of Finster’s and Carla’s fall. “I do believe I left the oven on.”

     And then both Finster and Carla both landed hard on the ground.

     “Awwwwww, did the lil' babies fall down?” Amy said picking up Finster.
     “And get boo-boos?” Sonic said picking up Carla.

     Both Finster and Carla got out their knives and tried to stab Sonic and Amy, but they were holding the babies back an inch as both Finster and Carla missed their targets and the point of the knives touched Finster’s and Carla’s butts.

     “YEOW!” Both Finster and Carla yelled as they held onto their butts and mumbled mean words.

     Sonic and Amy took Finster and Carla to the couch, sat down, placed both Finster and Carla on their knees and started spanking them. As Finster and Carla were getting spanked, their guns, bullets, lighters, cigar and cigarette packs fell out.

     “We’ll just have to learn not to play with knives, guns and not to use naughty words.” Sonic said.
     “And learn not to smoke cigars and cigarettes.” Amy said.
     “And believe us, Finster and Carla, AKA Harry and Betty, this hurts you more than it hurts us.” Sonic said.

     Later on, at a police station… 2 police officers were taking a break when they heard a knock at the door.

     “Go see who it is, Clumsy.” The officer spoke to him.

     Clumsy went up to the door and answered it.

     “What seems to be the troub- ble?” The officer said looking down at the basket that had Harry and Betty tied up in a basket with a bag and a purse filled with money inside and a note attached. The note said:

     Dear Police,

     Please take care of my children, Finster and Carla, alias, Ant Hill Harry and Beehive Betty. They’re both banker robbers and they have no one to protect them. Thank you for understanding.
                                Grateful

     And so... both Harry and Betty were arrested by the police and taken to jail. In on the cells, Harry and Betty were crying like the babies they are.

     “Let us out of here!” Harry cried.
     “I wanna drink of water!” Betty cried.
     “We’ve been framed! We didn’t do nothin’!” They both cried.

     Sonic and Amy poked their head from outside and looked through the window.

     “Tsk, tsk, tsk. Ah, don’t be such big babies.” Sonic said.
     “Yeah, I mean a 100 year time out isn’t forever, isn’t it?” Amy asked.

       (Insert Merrie Melodies Ending Theme)

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