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'Needy For Speedy', MM

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      In a country called Meh-he-co, in a small vellage, there was an Ajax Cheese Factory, packed to the brim with all kinds of cheese. And of course, where there’s cheese, there are mice. But this is Mexico, so the only mice there are Mexican mice. And right near the cheese factory’s boundary line, were a group of Mexican Mice. All of the mice were hungry, and they all wanted the cheese. Some of them sniffed the aroma of the cheese. Suddenly, Pablo, one of the mice, saw something. He turned his attention to the other mice.

     “¡Amigos!” Pablo said, point in the direction of what he saw. “Mire allã, por la parada de autobus. La pussgat!”

     All of the mice looked at the direction where saw something. They saw Sylvester, with a suitcase in hand, entering the bus and leaving the town. All of the mice cheered happily.

     “Hooray! Hooray!” The mice cheered. “The gringo pussycat is gone! Now we can start the cheese carnival!”
     “I’ll tell the mayor!” Pablo said as he ran off to find the mayor.

     Pablo went to the find the mayor, who also happens to be a mouse as well.

     “Señor Mayor! Señor Mayor!” Pablo said to the mayor. “The gringo pussycat has left the town! Now we can start the cheese carnival.”
     “Excelente, Pablo!” The mayor said to him. “Get some of your best mice to help you get the cheese, I’ll prepare the carnival.”

     So that’s what they did. Pablo took of the best mice and went off to get the cheese while the mayor got some of his best mice to help him set up the carnival. When the carnival was completed, the mayor stood proudly and gazed at the carnival.

     “Today is a proud day to hold the national cheese carnival.” The mayor said proudly. “Nothing can possibly ruin this day.”

     Suddenly, there was panicked yells and gunshots heard from the distance. Pablo and some of the other mice ran up to him.

     “Ay cramba!” The mayor said. “What happened to you? Where’s the cheese? Where is the cheese?”
     “No cheese, señor mayor.” Pablo said.
     “No cheese?!” The mayor said. “What’s the reason!”
     “On our way to the cheese factory, something new has been added.” Pablo explained.
     “What?” The mayor said. “Another gringo pussygato?”
     “No,” Pablo said. “I show you. Follow me, señor mayor.”

     So the mayor followed Pablo to the fence.

     “You see, señor mayor.” Pablo explained. “When we gots to the cheese factory, there was a new substitute filling in the for the pussygato. And believe me, mayor. This sub is no gato.”
     “Then who is it?” The mayor said.
     “Un grande, negro, rapido, gringo hedgehogo con una actitud resistente.” Pablo said in Spanish. “And he pack a gun.”
     “A black hedgehog?” The mayor said. “What’s his name?”
     “Sombree el Hedgehogo” Pablo said, point at the entrance to the factory. “Shadow the Hedgehog.”

     The mayor saw Shadow the Hedgehog, leaning against the entrance to the cheese factory, with a gun in his hand. Shadow blew the smoke off of the pistol of his gun and placed it back into his pouch.

     “Ay cramba!” The mayor said. “He’s one tough looking hedgehog! How are we going to get past him?”

     Suddenly, Hervey, another mouse ran up to both Pablo and the mayor.

     “Hey, amigos!” Hervey said. “I gots an idea!”
     “What is it, José?” The mayor said. “Do tell.”
     “If there was a problem like this,” Hervey explained. “I know how we can get the cheese without getting seen by the gringo hedgehogo. We’ve dug a secret tunnel from behind the fence, to the inside of the store room.”
     “A secret tunnel!” The mayor said. “Brillante, Hervey! There might be a chance for the carnival to continue!”
     “Sí.” Pablo agreed. “But… how do we know who’s going to get the cheese?”

     All of the mice had to think. They had to decide who’ll get the cheese and there was but one way, to decide. All of the mice huddled up.

     “We’ll draw straws to see who gets the cheese.” Hervey said.

     So they all draw straws and the mouse who drew the shortest straw was…  
  
     “Manuel.” A mouse said. “He win. “ He got the short straw.”
     “He sure is lucky fey-low.” Another mouse said.

     Manuel walked out with the shortest straw in his hand, but he had a scared look on his face. He walked slowly towards the fence. Pablo and another mouse who was with him named Pedro followed Manuel. When Manuel got to the fence near the tunnel, Pablo walked up to him.

     “We’ll hold your sombrero for you.” Pablo said. “Won’t we, Pedro?”

     Pedro nodded. So Manuel gave Pablo his sombrero and crept slowly up to the fence. Manuel looked around and saw no sight of Shadow, and he entered the tunnel and headed for the storage room where all the cheese was kept. When he got there, he moved a floor tile from the exit of the secret tunnel and went out. When he got up, he saw all kinds of cheeses. There were American cheese, Swiss cheese, Mozzarella cheese, String cheese, Feta cheese, Squeeze cheese, cheese from France, cheese from Asia, cheese from Australia, cheese from London, cheese from Russia, cheese from Canada! There were all kinds of cheese!

     “Ay cramba!” Manuel said. “Look at all this cheese. How will I know which cheeses to bring back?”

     Suddenly, there a feminine giggle coming from the other entrance of the cheese factory.

     “Maybe I can be of service, muchacho.” Said the feminine voice.

     Manuel looked at the door and he saw a white female Mexican mouse, dressed in a pink Mexican gown. But the only thing weird about her was that she was a little bit bigger than him. Maybe… very bigger than him.

     “Did you say you can help out, señorita?” Manuel asked, walking up to her.

     The female mouse giggled and said, “If you were to follow me, señor mouse, I show you where they keep special cheese.”

     Manuel’s heart skipped a few beats.

     “Ok, señorita.” Manuel said. “I will follow you. Lead the way.”

     The female mouse giggle and led the way as Manuel followed her. He followed her outside of the cheese factory and along the fence. Then they stopped.

     “Close your eyes, señor.” The female mouse said. “And you will get your cheese.”
     “Ok.” Manuel said as he covered his eyes. “Just tell me when to open.”
     “Ok…” The female mouse said as she went right behind Manuel. “Now.”

     Manuel uncovered his eyes and looked up and saw… Shadow the Hedgehog aiming his gun right at him!

     “AGH!” Manuel screamed. “The gringo hedgehogo!”

     Manuel turned his attention to the female bat.

     “Señorita, why you betray me?” Manuel said in a shocked tone.
     “Well, 1: I’m not like you mice.” The female mouse explained. “2: I’m not even Mexican, and 3…” And at that moment, her voice changed. “I’m even a mouse at all!”

     The female mouse was actually a disguise. And it was worn by a white batgirl wearing a black jumpsuit with white gloves and high-heel boots.

     “You’re no mouse!” Manuel said, scared.  

     Meanwhile, all of the other mice saw what happened.

     “BANDINTO BAT!” A mouse pointed and yelled.
     “Run for life, Manuel!” Pablo said. “El Bat Señorita Rouge!”

     Manuel ran for his life as he tried to run back to his friends. Shadow and Rouge chased him from behind as Rouge got her gun out. All of the mice cheered for Manuel.     They thought Manuel was going to make it, but then… *BANG-BANG!* Two gunshots were heard. And the mice stopped cheering. Manuel… did not make it. Pablo just looked at his sombrero and then tossed it aside to the pile of sombreros. Later on, there was a meeting concerned about the cheese festival and the new substitutes.

     “Amigos,” The mayor began. “Today is a day of grief. We thought we had no problems getting the cheese for the carnival with the gringo pussycat out of the way, but now we have a new crisis. A gringo hedgehogo and a bat señorita are now guarding the cheese factory. And with one of our amigos gone, it’s of no use. No one can get past them. They are mucho too fast and quick. I’m afraid we’ll have to cancel the cheese carnival.”

     All of the mice gasped. The cheese carnival, cancelled? How could this be?

     “But what about Sonic?” A mouse said. “He could get us some cheese.”
     “I wish he could, amigo.” The mayor said, sighing. “But he’s busy chasing a road runner with his señorita, Amy Rose.”

      The mayor sighed sadly.
      
      “If there is no one else who is fast enough to get the cheese...” The mayor said sadly. “I’m afraid we’ll have to cancel our cheese carnival this year.”
      
      All of the mice were sad that the cheese carnival would have to be cancelled. Sonic could not help because he was too busy trying to catch a roadrunner. They have no hope left.
      
      “…There may be someone else who is fast enough to get the cheese.” Pablo said. “Maybe we don’t have to rely on Sonic to get the cheese.”
      “What are you saying, Pablo?” The mayor asked.
      
      Pablo stepped onto a rock and explained what his idea was.
      
      “There’s only one mouse I know who can get this cheese, besides Sonic The hedgehog.” Pablo explained. “And that is Speedy Gonzales.”
      
      All of the mice murmured about Speedy Gonzales.
      
     “Speedy Gonzales?” The mayor asked. “Who is he?”
     “Speedy Gonzales,” Pedro explained. “Fastest mouse in all of Meh-he-co.”
     “He is?” The mayor asked. “Well then, Pablo. If you think Speedy can get this cheese, then I'll abide it.”
     “Do not worry, mayor.” Pablo said. “I'm positive he'll get all the cheese for us.”
     “Are you really going to go get this Speedy Gonzales fellow?” A mouse said.
     “Of course, señor.” Pablo told him. “Speedy Gonzales, friend of my sister.”
     “Speedy Gonzales, friend of everybody’s sister.” Pedro said.

     All of the mice laughed at Pedro’s comment. Even Pedro laughed at his own comment.

     “Do not listen to him, Pablo.” The mayor said. “If you really think Speedy Gonzales will do this, then go find him.”
     “Don’t worry, señor mayor.” Pablo said. “I’ll show them. I’ll get Speedy Gonzales.”

     So that’s what Pablo did. He went to find Speedy himself. Meanwhile, in another town in Meh-he-co, there was a carnival game in town. The sign said:

     5 Shots 25 Pesos
       HIT SPEEDY
And WIN "BEEG" Prize


     The players were trying to hit Speedy’s sombrero. But Speedy was evading the bullets as he was shouting.

     “What’s the matter, amigos?” Speedy asked. “The gringo pussycat got your tongue?”

     The contestants tried to shoot him, but Speedy still dodged their shots. Suddenly, Pablo, who snuck onto the counter, called for him.

     “Psst!” Pablo said. “Hey, Speedy!”

     Speedy looked over and saw Pablo. Suddenly, a bullet went through Speedy’s sombrero. He ran out of the game and went to see Pablo.

     “Oh, Speedy. We need your help.” Pablo said and he started to explain the problem in Spanish. “Cuando salió el minino del gringo, íbamos a conseguir el queso para nuestro carnaval del queso. Pero ahora tenemos dos nuevos problemas: Un grande, un malo, gringo, hedgehogo negro y un grande, malo, señorita del palo ahora están guardando la fábrica. Shadow and Rouge.”
     “El Shadow and Rouge problementes?” Speedy asked.
     “Sí, problementes.” Pablo replied. “¿Vienen por favor a nuestro carnaval y nos ayudan hacia fuera?”
     “Sí, señor.” Speedy replied. “Vendré a su carnaval y le ayudaré a conseguir el queso.”
     “Gracias. Gracias, señor Speedy.” Pablo said as he bowed. “Gracias.”

     And so Pablo went back to the carnival and told everyone that Speedy was coming. Everyone got into the stands and wait for Speedy to arrive. Suddenly, they all saw a trail of dust clouds running down and the road into the carnival. Speedy Gonzales had arrived. Everyone cheered for Speedy as he greeted everyone. The mayor walked up to him.

     “Señor Speedy Gonzales.” The mayor said as he shook Speedy’s hand. “We are proud to have the fastest mouse in all of Meh-he-co here today.”
     “Gracias, señor mayor. I heard you needing my help with getting the cheese.” Speedy replied. “Could you tell me where to find heem?”

     The mayor led Speedy to the fence.

     “In that factory, in the storage room.” The mayor said as he pointed at the factory’s entrance. “But you’ll need to get past the gringo hedgehog and bat señorita to get to the cheese.”
     “Ok.” Speedy replied. “I’ll will do it for you.”

     Meanwhile, Shadow and Rouge heard cheering coming from the mice.

     “Why are they so happy?” Shadow said. “Their carnival is cancelled.”   

     Suddenly, they saw a mouse zipping up to the gate. Speedy looked up at Shadow and Rouge.

     “Ok, señor hedgehog and bat señorita!” Speedy called. “I am coming up for the cheese!”
     “Oh, really?” Rouge said, sarcastically.
     “We’d like to see you try, you little rat!” Shadow threatened.
     “Ok! Here I come!” Speedy said. “ARRIBA! HEPPA! HEPPA! YEE-HA! YEEEEEEEEEE-HAH!

     Speedy jumped around, shouted and then he dashed off towards the cheese factory. Shadow and Rouge tried to pounce on him, but Speedy was so fast that he ran right under Shadow and Rouge at the moment they pounced. Speedy ran into the cheese factory and ran out with some slices of cheese. Shadow and Rouge tried again, but the result was the same. Speedy ran up to his friends, showing them the cheese. The mice cheered for him. Shadow and Rouge got up from the ground and dusted themselves off.

     “Sheesh, he’s a fast one.” Shadow said.
     “Not to worry, there’s more to catching than using your own bare hands.” Rouge said.

     Meanwhile, Speedy gave the cheese to the mice.

     “For you, señors.” Speedy said. “There is plenty more where they came from.”

     Speedy turned around.

     “ARIBBA! HEPPA! HEPPA! ANDALAY! YEE-HAH!” Speedy shouted as he jumped around and then dashed off back towards the cheese factory.

     Hiding behind a rock, Shadow was getting ready to try and catch Speedy again. But this time, he’s equipped with a net. When Speedy was just about to run past the rock, Shadow jumped out and caught Speedy in the net.

     “HAH!” Shadow said. “Gotcha!”

     But you know Speedy, he’s so fast he can run through anything. And because of that, Speedy ran through the net dragging Shadow along the ground. Speedy into the cheese factory, and ran back out with more cheese. Then, the wires of the net broke off. Shadow still held onto the holder of the net as Speedy ran back to his friends with the cheese. The mice cheered for Speedy as he brought back more cheese.

     Later on, Shadow had another idea to catch Speedy. He step a bunch of mousetraps in front of the clearing. He then went behind the rock and waited for Speedy to run by.

     “Okay, señor hedgehogo and señorita bat!” Speedy said. “Here I come, running by you two again! YEE-HAH! ANDALAY! ARRIBA! HEPPA! YEE-HAH!”

     Speedy jumped around as he shouted again and then ran off towards the cheese factory. Speedy headed for Shadow’s mousetraps. But you know Speedy, he’s so fast he can blow things away. Speedy ran through the mousetrap field and all of the mousetraps got blown up in the air and then down behind the rock that Shadow was hiding. There were snapping sounds as Rouge went behind the rock and saw Shadow with mousetraps snapped on him.

     “Didn’t that hurt?” Rouge asked.
     “I feel no pain.” Shadow said.
     “Ok.” Rouge said. “Let me know if you need help catching that fast mouse.”

     Rouge walked away.

     “And now that she’s gone…” Shadow said, and after 5 seconds, he said… “YEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

     Shadow yelled painfully and a mousetrap snapped his mouth closed. After a while of taking the mousetraps off, Shadow had another plan. He hid behind the rock again and waited for Speedy to get close. He heard him coming and jumped out. This time, he had a catcher’s outfit on as well as a catcher’s mitt. Shadow was caught something in his mitt, but it wasn’t Speedy. It was a baseball! Rouge walked up to him.

     “Looks like you struck out on that plan.” Rouge said.

     Shadow growled as he threw the ball into the factory! The ball bounced across the factory and into the cheese storage room. The ball unscrewed itself, and from it was Speedy. He hid in the baseball all this time. Back outside, Rouge was still talking to Shadow.

     “Ya need my help now?” Rouge asked.
     “I don’t need any help! If he’s the fastest mouse,” Shadow said. “he’s easy for me to catch.”

     Speedy ran up to Shadow with some boxes of cheese.

     “Hallo, hedgehogo.” Speedy said.

     Shadow tried to grab him, but Speedy ran back to his friends. Rouge just grinned.

     “How now?” Rouge asked. “Need my help now?”
     Shadow huffed, “Fine! Whatever! Now I do! Just how do you intend on catching him?”

     Meanwhile, the mayor was talking to Speedy.

     “Señor Speedy,” The mayor said. “You are doing a great job with getting the cheese.”
     “Thank you, señor mayor.” Speedy replied.
     “Say Speedy,” The mayor said. “One my fellow mice asked me if you could bring back some Tabasco Sauce, can you do so?”
     “Ok.” Speedy replied. “I will do that for you.”
     
     Shadow and Rouge were hiding behind the rock, waiting for Speedy to come by.

     “So what’s your plan to catch him?” Shadow asked, impatiently.
     “Just wait for Speedy to enter the cheese factory,” Rouge explained. “And then I’ll show ya.”

     Then heard Speedy shout as he ran past the rock and then into the cheese factory.

     “Watch and learn, Mr. Sunshine.” Rouge joked.

     Rouge walked out from behind the rock with a can of glue. She poured some glue right in between the rocks. Then she went back behind the rock.

     “Glue?” Shadow said,
     “What’d you expect?” Rouge asked. “My mouse disguise?”

     Suddenly, they heard Speedy coming back. They saw him holding a bottle.

     “Get down, here he comes!” Rouge said.
     “Heppa! Heppa! Arriva! Arriba! YEE-HAH!” Speedy shouted as he carried a bottle of Tabasco Sauce back to his friends.

     Just when Speedy was about to go past the rocks when he stepped accidentally into Rouge’s glue trap!

     “I’m stuck?” Speedy said.

     Rouge hummed a tune as she walked slowly from behind the rock and went up to Speedy. She picked him up by his tail and held onto his tail and he saw her, face-to-face.

     “Hmph.” Rouge grinned. “You call yourself the fastest mouse in all Mexico? Well, now you’re just a regular mouse. Ha… ha… ”

     But little did Rouge know that the bottle of Tabasco Sauce was opened and when Rouge laughed, some of the sauce poured into her mouth. She stopped laughing when the Tabasco Sauce started to fire up her taste buds and then her eyes started to bubble with lava flowing. And then she dropped Speedy on the ground as she launched into the air like a rocket! Speedy watched as she flew through the air.

     “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rouge screamed as she flew threw the air and then landed right into a lake.

     Then Speedy ran back to his friends with the Tabasco Sauce.

      Later on, after Rouge’s tongue cooled down, she and Shadow had another trap set up for Speedy. This time, they bought a supply of ACME ARMY SURPLUS LAND MINES. They planted the landmines all over the trail that Speedy to the cheese factory and back. Then they careful covered the landmines with dirt. After the landmines were all covered, they crept behind the rock and see if Speedy would come. They heard him coming, but they didn’t notice that he went up behind them and then let out a great, big, loud… “YEE-HAH!” So loud that Shadow and Rouge jumped in the air and then back down into the ground on their butts. They looked at Speedy with mad looks and then gave chase after him! They Speedy ran through the minefield and straight back into the cheese factory. Shadow and Rouge suddenly stopped at the moment when they were in the middle of the minefield.
      
      “Aw, shoot!” Shadow said. “That little rat led us right into our own trap!”
      “Not to worry.” Rouge said. “I’ll help ya get through this.”
      
      Rouge lifted Shadow up and flew across the minefield as she carried him. And when they got to the other side, Rogue set him down.
      
      “There.” Rouge said. “That should do it.”
      “That was a close one.” Shadow said, “Thanks, Rou-“
      
      But as soon as he took 1 step forward, he got blown up! He fell for one of his special hidden landmines.
      
      “Ooh...” Rouge said. “I guess I’ll GO get the-“
      
      But as soon as Rouge was about to get something for Shadow, she too fell for on of her special hidden landmines and got blown up as well.
      
      “Uh…” Rouge said. “Never mind.”
      
      Later on, after Shadow cleaned himself off and after Rouge re-glamorized herself, they had another plan. Rouge had step up a mouse hole on a wooden board. She placed the board on the ground, making the mouse hole be put onto the ground. Then she signaled Shadow to come over. Shadow walked to the board with a shotgun, he then laid on the ground right behind the board and aimed the shotgun through the mouse hole. Rouge wrote the words “Shortcut to Cheese” on the front of the board and over the mouse hole. Then she went over the board and ducked down low, next to Shadow. Meanwhile, Speedy was about to get more cheese.
      
      “This time I do mucho faster.” Speedy said. “Time me.”

      Then Speedy ran back to the cheese and saw a sign saying “Shortcut To Cheese” and below the sign was a pipeline. But little did he know was that it was another trap set up by Shadow and Rouge. So Speedy when into the pistol of the shotgun.
      
      “Ah-ha!” Shadow said, as he slowly pulled the trigger. “Got you now, you little rodent!”
      
      Shadow pulled the trigger as the shotgun fired. But Speedy was all right! He was riding on the bullet like an aircraft. He soared through the air, then glided down into the cheese factory and came back out with more cheese. He soared past Shadow and Rouge and then jumped off the bullet and ran back to his friends, giving them more cheese. The mice cheered for him again as Shadow and Rouge got mad!
      
      “Our cheese carnival is nearing completion!” The mayor said. “All thanks to señor Speedy Gonzales! He truly is the fastest mouse in all of Meh-he-co!”
      
      The mice cheered for Speedy.
      
      “Gracias, señor mayor.” Speedy said. “And for a finale, I will bring back all of the remaining cheeses for you.”
      
      Shadow and Rouge heard what Speedy said. And to make sure it didn’t happen, Shadow and Rouge ran in and out of the factory with piles of cheese. They sorted them into 2 separate piles. And when their piles were big enough, Shadow and Rouge buried some dynamite under the piles of cheese and strapped the wires onto 2 detonators.
      
      “NOW JUST TRY AND GET ALL THE CHEESE!” Shadow and Rouge both yelled and they pushed the plungers down.
      
      The dynamite blew up the cheese to pieces… and the cheese pieces start raining down on the mice and even the cheese carnival.
      
      “¡Maravilloso!” The mayor said. “Raining cheese is the most wonderful idea ever! I now declare the cheese carnival, opened!”
      
     All of the mice cheered as they entered the carnival. But as for Shadow and Rouge, they just cried like big fat babies. Speedy looked at him with a smile on his face.

     “I like those Shadow and Rouge fey-lows.” Speedy said. “They be so silly.”

       (Insert Merrie Melodies Ending Theme)
    MERRIE MELODIES
    “That's all Folks!”
A WARNER BROS. STORY
This is the 21nd Story and the 16th Merrie Melodies Fan Fic/Future Cartoon Idea. Here's the info on the story:

Created on: 2/28/08
Starring: Speedy Gonzales
Featuring: Shadow the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat
Story Based on: "Speedy Gonzales" by Friz Freleng

The 1955 Merrie Melodies cartoon, "Speedy Gonzales", was an Academy Award Winning cartoon short that won an Oscar in 1955. It features an improved design for Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all of Mexico. The cartoon was about a group of hungry Mexican mice who wanted to get some cheese, but there was a problem: Sylvester was hired to guard the cheese factory. So the mice call for Speedy to come and get the cheese for them. In, "Needy for Speedy", Sylvester quits his job and the mice thought since there's no one left to guard the cheese factory, they could get all the cheese so the mayor can open up a cheese carnival. But then run into another problem: 2 new guards have been hired to guard the cheese factory. And those 2 guards, are G.U.N.'s top agents: Shadow The Hedgehog and Rouge the Bat. They're really hard to get by and the mice had no chance of reasoning with them. But right before they were about to give up hope, who do you think they relied on to get the cheese from the factory and avoid Shadow and Rouge as quick as he could? Not Sonic, that's for sure.

This story based on one of the Best Academy Awarding Winning Merrie Melodies cartoon shorts, "Speedy Gonzales". If you haven't seen that cartoon, then click on the link to watch.

Tell me what you think. And if you want, you can make some screenshots based on the story.

Shadow/Rouge = SEGA/Sonic Team
Speedy Gonzales = Looney Tunes/Warner Bros.
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MightyMorphinPower4's avatar
Lol funny and exllcent remake here