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'O.F.A.D.' Alternate Ending

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Alternate Ending:

                  
                  Later on...

                  Gary, Daisy, Tad, Violet, Rudy and Ellie were all in handcuffs as they were being led out of the building, down to the street and into the paddy wagon. Sonic was with Detective Bugs and Baker Porky. Bugs had a bag of black dust that had eyes and duck bill.

                  "Ya did a good job keepin' d'ose gangsters distracted, Duck Twacy." Detective Bugs said to Duck Twacy, who was actually in the bag. "Whenever you regenerate yourself, I'll be sure to let the chief give ya that promotion."
                  Duck Twacy was a lil' bit annoyed with Detective Bugs and just said, "You're... despicable..."
                  Then Detective Bugs turned to Sonic. "It was a good idear roundin' up the whole gang together, Sonic."
                  "Well, you could've gotten the girls as well if you hadn't gotten the guys in the first place."
                  "Eh, you got a point there, speedy." Detective Bugs said. "That was mistake dat'll never happen again. Thanks for all ya help, pal."
                  "And th-th-thank you for protecting my n-n-n-number one assistant baker, Sonic." Baker Porky said, shaking Sonic's hand.
                  "Heh," Sonic grinned. "No problem."

                  Just then, Amy walked up to Detective Bugs with two small cakes in her hands.

                  "Excuse me, Bugs." Amy said, "But do you know where Ash and Misty are? I'd like to give them a lil' going away present I made for them."
                  "Eh, if ya mean the lovely couple leaders of da gang," Bugs said, then pointed his thumb behind him. "Dhey're over by squad car one, ready to go on their honeymoon to ol' Alcatraz Island."
                  "K, thanks." Amy said as she walked away with the cakes.
                  "W-w-w-what is she doing with those cakes?" Baker Porky asked.
                  "Looks like she going to get her R&V on." Sonic said.
                  "Eh... Revenge and Vengeance?" Bugs guessed.
                  "You read my mind." Sonic said, smiling slyly.

                  Over at police squad car one, Ash and Misty were handcuffed and were being shoved into the backseat of the squad car.

                  "Don't worry, you two." Police Officer Hector Bulldog said, slamming the car door on them. "We picked out a nice bridal suite cell for you two over at Alcatraz."

                  Ash and Misty just groaned. But then Amy walked up to the car.

                  "Um... Ash? Misty?" Amy began to speak.
                  "Whaddya want?!" Ash and Misty both spatted at her.
                  "I'm sorry that your anniversary got canceled." Amy said, "So I thought maybe I can cheer you two up by making you two mini-cakes."
                  "You... did?" Ash said as his mood changed.
                  "Yeah." Amy said, "But I'm not so sure if you two deserve these."
                  "Aw, come on..." Ash complained, putting his head out the window. "Can't ya just give us a lil' sample of them? At least let us try them."
                  "Yeah, ya lil' brat!" Misty said, also putting her head out the window. "Let us have it!"
                  "Well..." Amy said, thinking it over and then made cheerful decision. "OK! Open your mouths and close your eyes, and you two will get your sweet surprise."

                  Ash and Misty licked their chops, opened their mouths and closed their eyes, hoping to get a taste of the cakes. But instead, Amy slammed the cakes right into Ash & Misty's faces! Covering them in frosting and icing.

                  "Enjoy." Amy said, as she skipped merrily away as the police squad car was driven away with Ash and Misty inside.

                  Amy walked up to Sonic, Bugs and Porky.

                  "Thank you for saving me, Sonic." Amy said as she gave him a big kiss.
                  "Aw....... man....." Sonic said as he blushed.
                  "Amy, wh-wh-why would make two cakes for those cr-cr-cr-crooks?" Baker Porky asked.
                  "Oh..." Amy began to explain, "I just wanted to give them... their just desserts. *winks at camera*"
This was the other ending that I did.

Even though it didn't won, I still feel it would make a valuable special feature.

Sonic, Amy = SEGA/Sonic Team
Bugs, Daffy, Porky, Hubie and Bertie = Warner Bros.
Ash, Misty, Gary, Daisy, Tad, Violet, Rudy = Pokemon/4KIDS.TV
Ellie = Shaman King/4KIDS.TV
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Jose-Ramiro's avatar
Heh, another classic gag.