'Scent to You', MM

     One day, in beautiful Paris, Amy was window-shopping to find something to wear to impress Sonic. She found a beautiful fur coat. It was so fury that it could really impress Sonic. She went into the store and tried to buy it, but Rouge flew in and got it first.

     “Sorry, pinky.” Rouge said, taking the coat. “Finders keepers, losers weepers.”
     “Hey, I saw that coat first, thief!” Amy said.
     “Sorry, but fashion is more my style.” Rouge said. “But I know something you can wear.”

     Rouge grabbed what seems to be a skunk coat with a skunk tail and added some glue onto the inside of the coat.

     “Here, wear this!” Rouge said, putting the coat on Amy.

     Amy tried to take the coat off, but it was stuck on tight.

     “UGH! UGH!” Amy strained, trying to take off the coat. “This won’t come off!”
     “Well, now.” Rouge said. “It looks like that coat fits you well… permintally.”

     Rouge laughs cruelly as she walked away with the coat that she stole from Amy. Amy just sighed sadly as she paid for the coat and sadly walked out of the store. She sadly walked into a park and sat onto a bench. She tried to take the coat off, but it was still stuck.

     “Oh, who am I kidding.” Amy said sadly. “Sonic’ll never love like this.”

     She sniffled a little.

     “He would think that I’m a stinky skunk.” Amy started to cry. “He’d probably run away scared because of me. And he’ll never love me!”

     Meanwhile, not far from Amy, someone was singing a tune in a French voice.

Tiptoe,
To zee window,
By zee window,
That’s where I be,
Go tiptoe, through zhe tulips, aleck mwah.

     It was none other than that French accented skunk, Pepe Le Pew. He was merrily tiptoeing through the tulips, until he saw something.

     “Hey…” Pepe said, looking at a skunk crying on the bench (not knowing that it was Amy Rose). “Ahhhh… A  female skunk fettle. Nevertheless, she is mine-all-mine.”

     And he zipped off to his, mistaken love. Meanwhile, Amy was still crying her eyes out.

     “It couldn’t get any worse than this…” Amy sobbed.

     Suddenly, Pepe zipped up to Amy, grabbed her and clung onto her.

     “Ah, you meant it could not get any better than this, my little pink rose of zee spring.” Pepe said, kissing her a few times.
     “Uh… hello.” Amy said kindly.
     “And a hello to you, my little love.” Pepe said, kissing her again.
     “Um… there seems to be a little mistake to that.” Amy tried to explain. “ I’m not really a skunk.”
     “I know, you are zee most beautiful lady skunk I have ever seen.” Pepe said as he kissed her again. “Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah, we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here…”
     “Uh… there’s an explanation to all this.” Amy tried to explain. “This fur coat may look like a skunk, but I’m not really a skunk. Look.”

     Amy tried to take the fur coat off, but she remembered that it was stuck on tightly. She tried pulling harder and harder, but it still wouldn’t come off.

     “Oh, no!” Amy said.
     “Ah, yes, my little peanut brittle.” Pepe Le Pew said. “Now we can being life anew, forevermore, yes?”

     Amy broke out on a panic as she jumped out of Pepe LE Pew’s arms and ran for her life.

     “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!” Amy yelled, running for her life.

     Pepe Le Pew looked at the direction that went Amy.

     “She is playing hard to get, she is not?” Pepe said.

     Then Pepe started chasing after Amy. Amy saw that Pepe was heading towards her. She HAD to find a place to hide. She found some trashcans in an alley so she hopped into one and placed the lid over her. She lifted the lid a bit to see if Pepe went by.

     “Where are you, my little pink rose of romance?” Pepe called for her in a singsong voice. “I am going to be finding you…”

     She waited for Pepe to past and a in a few minutes, he was gone. Amy emerged from the trashcan and sighed of relief.

     “Now that was close.” Amy said.
     “Hello, darling.” A voice said from behind Amy.

     Amy turned around to see Pepe in another trashcan right beside her.

     “Doing zee cancan dance are you, no?” Pepe asked.

     Amy gasped and whacked Pepe in the head with the trashcan lid.  

     “AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” Amy screamed as she ran away in fear.

     “Nothin’ like taking out zee trash, no?” Pepe said, emerging from the trashcan.

     Now Amy had to find another place to hide. She found a shack with a indoor lock inside. So she ran for the shack, went inside, slammed the door and locked it. Amy waited for Pepe to pass by.

     “'allo, baby.” Another voice said from behind.

     Amy turned around to se Pepe right behind her again!

     “But… How’d you… How…” Amy stuttered.
     “I am zee locksmith of love, no?” Pepe asked.
     “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!” Amy screamed bursting through the door and running for her life again.
     “Flirt.” Pepe said.

     Amy ran to find another place to hide. She tried hiding in something twice, but it didn’t work. If hiding in something wouldn’t work, then maybe hiding under would be better. She hid in large bushes and waited fro Pepe to pass by.

     “He’ll never find me under here.” Amy said.
     “Talk about bushy love, no?” Pepe said, suddenly being right next to her.

     Amy screamed and ran for her life again. Hiding under something didn’t work as well. Suddenly, she saw a hot air balloon out in the field. She ran for it, hopped into the basket, released the ropes and the balloon carried her off into the air. After a while in the sky, Amy looked out into the view to see if she could find Pepe.

     “Lovely view, isn’t it?” A French voice said from behind her.
     “Well, with Sonic it isn’t that…” Amy said before turning right behind her.

     Somehow, Pepe must have snuck on board the hot air balloon. Pepe hugged her into a romantic position again.

     “Ah, my little lovebird, you don’t have to be a hot air buffoon for me.” Pepe said as he kissed her again.

     Amy had to escape again, but when she looked down there was a lake down below. There was only one thing she had to do… she had to jump!

     “I’ve got a choice?” Amy asked.

     Then with one big leap, Amy jumped off the hot air balloon.

     “Viva amore!” Pepe saluted. “We dive together.”

     Then Pepe stepped out of the hot air balloon and began to fall. Meanwhile, miles down from Pepe, Amy was still falling and landed into the lake with a great, big, SPLASH! As for Pepe, well… He didn’t exactly land in the lake. He sort of landed into the ground with a THUD! Pepe emerged from the hole that he landed in.

     “I am not in the lake?” Pepe said. “No?”

     Meanwhile, on the other side of the lake, Amy walked out of the water all soaked. And when she tried to fix her hair, the skunk coat came off. Amy gasped and looked at the skunk coat. It had finally come off of her.

     “I knew a little water would fix it.” Amy said.
     “Yoo-hoo… Where are you my little rose of zee spring?” Pepe called in a singsong voice.
     “Oh my goodness.” Amy said. “What am I gonna tell Pepe?”

     Suddenly, she saw Rouge asleep under a tree. A sly look appeared on her face. She must have an idea.

     “Where are you pigeon, hm?” Pepe said, still looking for his love.

     Suddenly, he found what appears to be his girlfriend, asleep under a tree. Pepe zipped up to the tree and picked up his so-called girlfriend. It turned out to be Rouge the bat, but she had the skunk coat stuck on her. She woke up to see Pepe clinging onto her.

     “Ah, there you are my little love.” Pepe said, kissing her a few times.
     “Uhhhh, excuse me?” Rouge said. “I think ya have the wrong girl. I ain't no skunk.”
     “You look like one to me my little flower of the spring.” Pepe said, kissing her again.
     “Lemme try to explain this to you in the slowest way I can.” Rouge tried to explain. “I... am... a... bat!”
     “So what if you are, I’m just batty about you.” Pepe said kissing her again.

     Rouge then got into a panic, got out of Pepe’s arms and flew away for her life.

     “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” Rouge screamed.
     “How do you say, ‘here we go again’.” Pepe said as he hopped away after Rouge.

     Meanwhile, Amy watched as Pepe hopped away after Rouge. Amy had a sly grin on her face and next to her was a can of ACME Iron Glue. (Now Waterproof: So that it’ll never come off.)

     “I am a stinker…” Amy said in a French tone. “No?”

       (Insert Merrie Melodies Ending Theme)

    MERRIE MELODIES

    "That's all Folks!"

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